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Name : |
Robby |
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Race : |
Human |
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Musical taste : |
Ska-punk, rock, metal |
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Origin : |
Holland / Italy |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Beer, namely Killkenny |
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Identifying features : |
Hotness |
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Alignment : |
Neutral |
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Attacks : |
Beer Gut Barrage |
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HP : |
1/1000 |
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Bio : |
A young lad, Robby is |
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what most will call a |
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"peculiar" character. |
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A fan of Mr Guinness |
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and everything he has |
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to offer, Robby also |
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harbors the personification |
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of videogame violence, |
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"Killbert", as an alter ego. |
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Name : |
Allan |
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Race : |
Human |
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Musical taste : |
Varied |
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Origin : |
Malta |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Jose Cuervo Tequila Gold |
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Identifying features : |
Skinhead |
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Alignment : |
Chaotic |
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Attacks : |
Bitch Slap |
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HP : |
5/555 |
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Bio : |
Allan is Robby's skinhead |
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friend. By skinhead, we |
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of course mean he has |
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a shaved head, not that |
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he's a Nazi… though… |
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It's nothing really. |
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You are recommended to |
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keep matches away from |
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him, seriously. |
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Name : |
Myke |
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Race : |
Half-Fiendish Human |
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Musical taste : |
Underground Industrial |
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Origin : |
Malta (Claims Hyperborian) |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Cider |
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Identifying features : |
Glasses, Mark Of The Beast |
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Alignment : |
Lawful Evil |
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Attacks : |
Obscure Reference, Spleen |
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HP : |
666/666 |
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Bio : |
Mick is the group's |
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ever necessary hardcore |
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gamer, roleplayer, comic |
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fanatic. The oldest member |
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of the group. In a relationship |
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since time immemorial. |
 |
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Name : |
Emo Puppet |
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Race : |
Meta Physical |
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Musical taste : |
Emo |
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Origin : |
Robby |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Cyanide |
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Identifying features : |
Depressing |
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Alignment : |
Down |
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Attacks : |
Self Mutilation |
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HP : |
0/0 |
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Bio : |
Robby had a depressing |
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side, it's true. He got rid |
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of it though. He slapped all |
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of his worries into a meta |
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physical being, the Emo |
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Puppet. A butt of many |
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people's jokes, he only |
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wants to be loved. Loser. |
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Name : |
Ross |
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Race : |
Human |
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Musical taste : |
Redneck |
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Origin : |
America |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Beer… I guess… |
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Identifying features : |
None. Take THAT Ross! |
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Alignment : |
Neutral |
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Attacks : |
Country Music Massacre |
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HP : |
69/70 |
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Bio : |
Ross is the group's TRUE |
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redneck personality, don't |
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let the other Americans |
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fool you. A gamer, he is |
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also conveniently wealthy. |
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Bastard. |
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Name : |
Sasha |
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Race : |
Dwarven / Human (uh oh) |
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Musical taste : |
Varied |
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Origin : |
Malta / America |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Varied |
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Identifying features : |
I said Dwarven, guess. |
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Alignment : |
Evil, with a caramel center |
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Attacks : |
Whip / Leash combo |
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HP : |
CC |
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Bio : |
Every group of guys needs |
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a girl that is considered |
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one of the guys. This |
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is Sasha's role. Also, she's |
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Ross' love interest… awww |
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cute… |
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Name : |
Gery |
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Race : |
Human |
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Musical taste : |
Metal |
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Origin : |
Belgium |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Pina Coladas |
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Identifying features : |
Two of them |
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Alignment : |
Good |
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Attacks : |
Cold Shoulder |
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HP : |
If I even try the cup thing |
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again, I'm dead. |
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Bio : |
One of the younger |
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of the group's members, |
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Gery is also Robby's |
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ex, they are now good |
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friends. I know, it sounds |
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bad. Buy me a beer. |
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Name : |
Mike |
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Race : |
Human |
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Musical taste : |
Te…te…techno *pukes* |
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Origin : |
Italy |
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Alcohol of choice : |
Vodka |
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Identifying features : |
He's a freakin' giant |
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Alignment : |
Narcissistic |
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Attacks : |
Slam Dunk |
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HP : |
69/69 |
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Bio : |
A close friend of Robby's |
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and his neighbor, they've |
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shared their rough times. |
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Nobody better to bitch to |
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about bitches, yeah! |
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Has an affinity for getting |
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inebriated. Robby's had |
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more of Mike's puke on him |
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than his own. |
